advantages of being a boy:
- your boobs don’t get in the way
- no period
- your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
- no childbirth
- penises are fun
- shirts always fit over your chest
- you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
- you store less fat
advantages of being a girl:
- can use your bra as an extra pocket
- which you need because the pockets on your pants are fake
1000% ACCURATE AS FRICKETY FRACK
rebellion has never been so cute
this is really terrifying
they’re growing. evolving.
what if your brain had autocorrect & you accidentally yelled out “I’m gonna lick your ass” in anger
I just choked on water omg
Shit just got real.
Why did no one think of this before?
I feel like a lot of people would walk by looking at it wondering what kind of sorcery we were using. Hell, I’d probably do a double-take myself