Ipkiz
Relationship advice?

youreyestheyglow:

ad0lf-hipster:

advantages of being a boy:

  • your boobs don’t get in the way
  • no period
  • your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
  • no childbirth
  • penises are fun
  • shirts always fit over your chest 
  • you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
  • you store less fat

advantages of being a girl:

  • can use your bra as an extra pocket
  • which you need because the pockets on your pants are fake

littleblueartist:

1000% ACCURATE AS FRICKETY FRACK

vanjalen:

rebellion has never been so cute 

vanjalen:

rebellion has never been so cute 

skeletonhaver:

lanadelreiayanami:

skyyman:

M’lady

this is really terrifying

they’re growing. evolving.

skeletonhaver:

lanadelreiayanami:

skyyman:

M’lady

this is really terrifying

they’re growing. evolving.

caitaphernelia:

onlinegf:

what if your brain had autocorrect & you accidentally yelled out “I’m gonna lick your ass” in anger

I just choked on water omg

nikoanesti:

spooky-pens:

theclearlydope:

Shit just got real. 

Why did no one think of this before?

I feel like a lot of people would walk by looking at it wondering what kind of sorcery we were using. Hell, I’d probably do a double-take myself

nikoanesti:

spooky-pens:

theclearlydope:

Shit just got real. 

Why did no one think of this before?

I feel like a lot of people would walk by looking at it wondering what kind of sorcery we were using. Hell, I’d probably do a double-take myself

trilliath:

thebatwiggler:

if i ever catch my professor’s eyes while they lecture, I always end up nodding at them, partly because i want them to think im listening and partly because I feel that they need the confidence boost

Students who do that are my favorite students.