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danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

failsnail:

izzydoodledump:

Alex, Clover, and Sam!

I need a video game with these guys… Like yesterday

gigglesandanixi:

chimerahellden:

kelzthalassunwhisper:

girlwiththerobottattoo:

I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE DAMN HOUSE JFC!!!

LOL

DO NOT CLICK THIS IF YOU NEED TO BE QUIET

LMFAOOOOOO

loki-laufysbum:

balloonpony:

tyleroakley:

peterfromtexas:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.

Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.

Wait.

askingprincegumball:

yaminabearies:

screamameme:

I tried so hard to scroll past this. I really did.

damn it Radio 2

I just learned a new method for business.

flashakaviolet:

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

Get out

katniss-everbeans:

Well, shit.

tokillamockingboy:

Check out awesome photography wiki!
 http://blog.art.com/wiki/photography-art-history/

tokillamockingboy:

Check out awesome photography wiki!

 http://blog.art.com/wiki/photography-art-history/

sabrina-is-with-the-winchesters:

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT LAST PART

tastefullyoffensive:

[doghousediaries]

moonemojii:

when kids stare at you for a long time
image

ghostprncess:

shredc0re:

enchantedmemories:

r-omanceisboring:

wild-soulchiild:

omfg

this is the happiest gif I’ve ever seen

sharing the first snowfall with a kiss.. awww

cute

these cats have a better love life than me

ghostprncess:

shredc0re:

enchantedmemories:

r-omanceisboring:

wild-soulchiild:

omfg

this is the happiest gif I’ve ever seen

sharing the first snowfall with a kiss.. awww

cute

these cats have a better love life than me